Since my degree is in geography, I should be able to figure out a map, right? We got to the hotel last night via taxi and now have a rental car to go and pick up various things today. Last night I thought I’d look at a map and figure out where some things were. (I would have used the internet, but it’s one of those outrageously overpriced things that I finally gave into this morning, due to the story that’s going to transpire below).
So I pull out the phone book, flip to the map section and stare. There are no names on the streets, well, in my mind, numbers don’t count as names…..everything is numbered, such as E 71st St S, N 31st Ave E. Then there is this note:
The following applies to most, but not all roads in the Tulsa Area.
Main Street and the Arkansas River (South of Woodward Boulevard) is the East/West dividing line for most streets running East to West.
Examples: “E 1st St” is located East of Main Street. “W 1st St” is located West of Main St.
Admiral Boulevard or Admiral Place is generally the North/South dividing line for most streets running North to South.
Examples: “N 89th E Ave” is located North of Admiral Boulevard. “S 89th E Ave” is located south of Admiral Blvd.
Numbered Courts, Places, and Streets that run East to West are also sometimes suffixed by a N or S designation.
Examples: “E 41st St N” is located north of Admiral Blvd and east of Main St. “E 41st St S” is located south of Admiral Blvd and east of Main St. “W 41st St N” is north of Admiral Blvd and west of Main St. “W 41st St S” is south of Admiral Blvd and west of Main St.
Numbered Avenues, Courts, and Places that run North to South are also sometimes suffixed by a E or W designation.
Examples: “N 28th E Ave” is located north of Admiral Blvd and east of Main St. “S 25th E Ave” is located south of Admiral Blvd and East of Main St. “N 25th W Ave” is located north of Admiral Blvd and west of Main Street. “S 25th W Ave” is located south of Admiral Blvd and west of Main St.
HUH????? And when you look at a map, the streets aren’t continuously running. For example, 12th St will be on the map, dead end, then a few blocks later pick up again….and then repeat the same stop/start a few blocks later, so you really can’t follow directions staying on 12th St, because you have to know when it stops, what roads to take to get to the next block where it starts up again.
This morning I added the internet package and now have happily found some directions via google maps. I’ll take a taxi to get back to the airport….but that’s another story too….The taxi drivers speak very limited English and were fighting over passengers last night when we arrived at the airport. The parking security guard told them to break it off, or she’d call backup.
